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) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Superficial people (but same problem as #2…) In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that” “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…
🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.
A friend and I were talking about how creepy and weird guys can be the other day. I figured how much creepier can these guys actually get.
She then told me about her Plenty of Fish online dating profile and started sending me screen shots of the guys pick up lines and attempts at naked pictures and actual dates (screenshots follow).
He also has tapped into his childlike side, which is always an endearing quality. I absolutely can’t stand the taste or smell of bananas. I’m not a picky eater…Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog Legs, insects, whatever, I’ll eat it. Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live version only. I think a lot of maxims are false, including ‘Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it’ and ‘fair and balanced’ and ‘Just Do It’ and ‘got milk?
This guy is mysterious, compassionate, fun and funny—an irresistible combo to women I just moved back to Australia after finishing ye ol’ American Film Institute for screenwriterin’. ’ I do believe that ‘love conquers all,’ but that’s because I’m a hopeless romantic. You are beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing, shy, etc.
It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it. I like public transportation and wandering around cities. Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.
I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I double-majored in English and Journalism. This guy comes off as a solid, down-to-earth, sweet gent with a great sense of humor.
He has a whimsical side and women always respond well to that—it allows them to fantasize.
I plan to become a fantastic dancer for the next time I find myself on an exotic island one night at a Tiki bar somewhere. They gave me a hard time for dropping out of school… We help non-computer nerds with their online businesses. My personal theory on music, is that it is just pure, emotional communication, have you ever listened to a song in another language but still understood on an emotional level, what the song was trying to express? To better understand the importance of combining contrasting qualities check out the dating username guide by clicking here.
It is my dream job, no schedule, no boss and 96.5% free time. I was taught Reiki in Romania, where I lived for two years. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock, I have a subconscious urge to climb it… Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past… But now: Here ye, Here ye Knights in Shining Armor, there is something I must inform you about this profile…it is I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote in “Crush.” But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.
And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…
Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!