Crazy cat ladies aren’t the only ones who love cats, if they were, then there wouldn’t be so many viral cat videos, and things like #caturday, and #cats of Instagram.
Everybody needs a dose of cute sometime, maybe crazy cat ladies are just more honest about being crazy in love with cats.
So what would happen if I maxed out the crazy cat lady factor in my profile?
I found out — and even found a cat-loving boyfriend.
(Maybe I should’ve shown him all the cat pictures on my phone? Some cats don’t even care if you’re there.” I agreed, asserting honestly that MY cat is the preferred friendly, dog-like cat that greets me loudly upon my arrival.
) Apparently a cat-lady connoisseur, Sam professed his preference for cat women over dog ladies. You can’t just have fun and see where the night takes you." like dogs, you know? We talked for three hours, with him memorably uttering the line “herpes biscotti,” which made me laugh til I got teary.
I felt pretty sick and almost canceled on Henry, but I bucked up, smudged on a teal cat-eye, and head out to meet him.
You’d better love (or at least tolerate) cats, not be allergic (or pop Benadryl), and brace yourself for cute cat pics and anecdotes galore.Very few people who lose their cat remain cat-less.Most people after they've grieved for a while get another cat.Your cat lady might not want her cat in the same room with you two while you have sex, but your girlfriend may also not be able to sleep unless the cat is on the bed. Cat people have a lot of love and affection to give, and they care about animals.When they hear of a cat that needs a forever home, they'll want to do whatever they can to help within reason.There are a lot of stories about cat-haters and the cruel things they do, please don’t share any of these stories with your cat lady, and focus more on sharing a hilarious moment from a Henri or Simon’s cat video than from anything that would cause your cat lady pain.